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By Anthony Erickson



This is Bob Cobb reporting to you from Rumors Sports Bar in downtown St. Paul.. 


Wow, the boys are realllllly kickin' it into high gear here lately.  At 24-17-8-2, the team sits right in the upper-middle of the wonky Western Conference playoff picture. The West is currently led by what some might call the "Crap-bag Sharks," which is a name I do not condone.. but I do understand.  Fresh off the Wild's beautiful 0-goal performance in Colorado, we were able to get a word with GM Erickson on the current state of affairs.. 

"...I can't say I'm extremely concerned about this, Bob..  I mean, not nearly as much as the fans seemingly are.  But do I love it?  Nah, of course not.  I get the idea that we proooooooobably won't repeat as that's not typically in the cards.  I don't mind when the team lays an absolute shit-egg on the Road..  but when they play in front of the hometown fans here in Minny, they had better put on a show if nothing else.  Could you argue that a 1-0 loss is better Playoff prep than the 6-5 game that I'm looking for...?  Wellllll, sure..  but again, I didn't come here to give the fans anything less than a solid product..  whether that brings the Cup(s) or not."  - GM Erickson

Well, it sounds like the trade winds may be a blowin' in the Land of 10,000 Lakes..    Who will be moved?  We shall see!

Until next time, I'm Bob Cobb and at least when the boys get shutout on the Road, I have an excuse to get drunk on the job..  

8/24/2026 - 280 words


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