This is Bob Cobb coming to you Live from Rumors Sports bar in downtown St. Paul and I have a report on the defending FNHL Champion Minnesota Wild~

As the title gives away.. this season has just been one after another, folks!  A tie here..  a tie there..   after 6 games, the boys are sitting at 0-2-4 ffs!!  Sure, it's still early so it's sort of "all fun and games" yet as the team still semi-celebrates last year's title run..  but c'mon now.  We got a quick word in with newly acquired veteran Brandon Dubinsky and he had the following to say..

"..i hear what you're sayin' there, Bobbo.. I do, and so do the boys in there (locker room)..  but right now, idk..  it just is what it is!  I mean, right now it basically doesn't matter how good somebody's Mom or Grandma looks..  we're going to immediately check the area for the sister or at least someone who resembles a sister.  Trust me, I know that sounds..   idk man, all I know is that this team is somethin' else..." - C Brandon Dubinsky

Wow, as I type this article we just got word that the team has finalized an unexpected move with the Flyers which send young LW William Eklund over to Philly along with cash for the literal goal-scoring giant winger (6'5") Tage Thompson!  While word on the street had been that GM Erickson was shopping around for additional defensive help, it's been evident that goal-scoring has been an issue early on in the season -- Adding a gifted forward like Tage can only stand to help, one would think anyways!  I believe the applicable cliche for that one will be our favorite..  "we shall see." 

Until next time, I'm Bob Cobb and let's hope our Wild can end the post-Cup hangover, quit being such slimey sister-kissers..   and start kicking some of these FNHL teams in their collective PISSERS~